Driver Horoscope for the Week of November 24–28

The week opens under a retrograde Uranus in the “black-ice at sunrise” zone — expect surprise slides and traffic snarls after overnight snow. Mercury in Capricorn brings a dose of practicality, while Mars in Virgo may spark some short tempers during rush hour. Jupiter in Gemini reminds you that even bumper-to-bumper traffic can lead to interesting encounters.

Your mantra for the week: “I steer the car, not my emotions. Every mile of winter road is an art form.”

ARIES

Mon–Tue: Your energy will tempt you to push the pace, but the stars warn against it. Monday’s morning ice won’t forgive sudden moves. Wed–Thu: Higher chance of run-ins with drivers crawling along at a snail’s pace. Pass quietly — no gestures. Fri: A perfect day to blow off steam by practicing controlled slides on an empty, snow-covered lot.

TAURUS

Mon–Tue: Your practicality is your secret weapon. You’ll be the only one who backs into the driveway the night before and grabs a scraper and brush on the way out. Wed–Thu: Brace for a blast of snow kicked up from the wheels of a semi. Keep your cool — and your distance. Fri: Treat yourself to a beefier cabin heater or upgraded seat warmers.

GEMINI

Mon–Tue: Stay connected, but not behind the wheel. Slippery roads won’t forgive even a split-second distraction. Wed–Thu: Your nav may stubbornly route you down an unplowed street. Trust your eyes and the road signs. Fri: A great day to give a chatty coworker a ride and catch up on office gossip.

CANCER

Mon–Tue: Getting back into work mode may feel heavy. Bring a sense of home into the cabin — a thermos of cocoa and your coziest driving slippers. Wed–Thu: Any errands linked to the house (hardware store runs, insulation shopping) go smoothly. Fri: An evening drive through quiet, snowy streets becomes the week’s best meditation.

LEO

Mon–Tue: Your desire to stand out could backfire. Don’t grab the most visible parking spot if it’s not cleared — you’ll shine only because you’re stuck in a drift. Wed–Thu: Your charm helps ease tension in the morning jam. Flash a friendly smile at your lane neighbor. Fri: A perfect day for a premium wash so your machine looks regal again.

VIRGO

Mon–Tue: Time to restore perfect order. Schedule that winter tire swap (if you still haven’t), check the battery and your wiper blades. Wed–Thu: A tense day. Someone driving a neglected beater may cut you off. Don’t take the bait — your peace of mind is worth more. Fri: Enjoy the reward of preparation — driving a clean, well-sorted car is its own pleasure.

LIBRA

Mon–Tue: You’ll face a tough choice: a short but overloaded route, or a longer, calmer path. Pick balance over speed. Wed–Thu: You’ll need to find harmony between being polite and making it to your meeting on time. Let one car go — not the whole parade. Fri: A wonderful evening for a slow cruise through streets lit with holiday lights.

SCORPIO

Mon–Tue: Your intuition is razor-sharp. You’ll sense black ice before you reach it. Wed–Thu: Expect small, almost mystical quirks (like frozen locks). Take it philosophically. Fri: A secret nighttime drive through a snow-softened city will be pure bliss.

SAGITTARIUS

Mon–Tue: The urge for adventure is strong, but the work commute feels dull. Save yourself with travel podcasts about warm, sunny places. Wed–Thu: A surprise business trip may pop up — treat it as a mini-expedition. Fri: Start plotting an active weekend or the routine will swallow you whole.

CAPRICORN

Mon–Tue: Discipline is your superpower. You’re the one who leaves exactly 20 minutes before traffic peaks and arrives right on the dot. Wed–Thu: Sudden snowdrifts may disrupt your timing, but you’ll quickly find the smartest detour. Fri: Reward your diligence with a detailing gift card.

AQUARIUS

Mon–Tue: Expect the unexpected. A jam might form because a chunk of snow slid off a roof… or because a group of Santas decided to dance in the street. Wed–Thu: Your knack for unusual shortcuts will save your coworkers. Fri: Perfect moment to offer a ride to a neighbor and chat about the latest tech.

PISCES

Mon–Tue: Winter blues may scatter your focus. Keep your low beams on even during the day so you’re visible in the snowy haze. Wed–Thu: A drive through a snow-covered park or along the river will restore your inner balance. Fri: A gentle snowfall is your ally — it softens the city and hides the winter grime.